Richard currently lives in Palmira, a tiny town in the mountains just outside Boquete, Panama, where he and his wife raise coffee and three dogs – two Dalmatians and a Rottweiler. When not in Panama Richard can be found lecturing on various cruise ships. He has worked on Celebrity, Holland America, and Princess, and will be spending the Northern hemisphere “winter” ‘09-’10 onboard ROYAL PRINCESS.
Retired as an ordained minister in the Reformed Church in America (a/k/a “Dutch Reformed”) Richard served as senior pastor in churches in Bronx, NY, Milwaukee, WI, Littleton, CO, and Thousand Oaks, CA. Later he served on the staff of a United Methodist Church in Westlake Village, CA.
For 15 years Richard owned and managed Just Cruising travel agencies in Westlake Village and Camarillo, California.
As Director of eCommerce he created from scratch the highly successful online Web presence for 24 Hour Fitness and Apex Fitness. According to Bryan Andrus, vice president of information technology and business development for 24 Hour Fitness, “We’re in the multiples of tens of millions of dollars that the site has generated since 2000 as a combination of direct and indirect sales.”
Richard was a top producing REALTOR for Troop Real Estate in Ventura, CA.
He has a Master of Divinity, Doctor of Philosophy, and at 55 went back for a MBA from Cal State Northridge. Along with his wife, Nicola, he has written How To Recover From Grief (available from Amazon), Norman Vincent Peale: The Man & His Ministry, God Loves You and I Do Too! and Positive Living In Tough Times.
Richard loves to travel and enjoys gardening, except for pulling weeds, kayaking, beaching, and walking, or being walked by, a Rottweiler and two Dalmatians. and reading. Dick & Nikki have two children, a daughter who teaches in Seattle, and another who teaches at Yosemite Institute, Marin Headlands.
Richard says, “Since we were able to do it, it only made sense to ‘cash out’ of Ventura while the market was high and do what most people just dream of – retire early in Paradise! I continue to help others who are ready to get off the wheel in the hamster cage and escape to Paradise! Not a day in Boquete goes by that I’m not happy to be in Panama and my only wish is that we would have done this sooner! To be able to travel and lecture on luxury cruise ships is just the icing on the cake!”
In answer to the frequently asked question, “How did you end up on cruise ships?” . . .
It started in 1968. I was pastor of a little all black church in a Puerto Rican section of the South Bronx. Holland America Line’s offices were at Pier 42 on the Hudson River. I started filling in for Protestant Chaplains who cancelled at the last minute. My first cruise was on the old ROTTERDAM for 19 days. Back in ‘68 cruising on the ROTTERDAM was quite the experience! A table for two in the La Fontaine dining room was attended by a waiter and a busboy who just took care of your table! Every meal was presented on a huge silver platter. Well I did lots of cruises.
I watched as groups of friends and from various organizations sailed together and saw how much fun they had, so eventually I started taking church groups on cruises. In Milwaukee I worked with a local travel agency and the owner soon discovered I knew a whole lot more about cruising than he did, so he got me to start working with his agents teaching them how to sell cruises.
Eventually, when we ended up in California, we decided to open a cruise only agency. This was when cruising was just catching on and we were one of the first “cruise only” agencies. At first no cruise line would give us the time of day, except Carnival. My Carnival sales rep was a young woman who was eager, energetic, and delighted to help us get started. Princess wouldn’t return our phone calls! As things worked out we became a top producer for Carnival, Holland America, Princess and Sitmar. When Princess and Sitmar merged we became the number one Princess producer between LA and Santa Barbara. My Carnival sales rep went on to become the Senior Vice President of Sales and Marketing for Carnival!

We had the cruise business for 15 years and I went on lots of cruises and inaugurals. I tell people I’ve been on over 100 cruises . . . actually, I think the real number now, is more like over 200, but I’ve stopped counting.
Four years ago I started sailing with Holland America again as Chaplain. About a year ago I started lecturing on ships, first on Celebrity and later on Holland America and Princess. My goal as a lecturer is to entertain and educate, something called “edu-tainment”, hopefully a far cry from the old days when professors would come on with dog-eared yellowed course notes and put their audiences to sleep! I talk about exploration, the Canal and life in Panama, piracy, slavery, rum and tequila . . . and it’s lots of fun.
What others are saying . . .
“We want you to know how much we appreciated Richard’s lectures. He made the islands come alive and we felt we had already been here. So, thank you Holland and thank you Richard” Stateroom 4103
“I particularly enjoyed the lectures by Richard Detrich. He was very well informed and also humorous. He was an excellent addition to the cruise.” Stateroom 8116
“We were very impressed with Richard – Travel Guide. His lectures were informative, funny and on point – great addition to the cruising experience.” Stateroom 8014
“The lectures given were exceptional – Richard is very knowledgeable and can hold an audience.” Stateroom 7103
“I just wanted to comment on how much my family and I have enjoyed the Travel Guide presentations given by travel guide Richard. We’d been watching them on the TV in our rooms, and finally were able to see one in person this morning. VERY entertaining and informative.” Staterooms 1067, 1043, 1037
“What impressed me most on this cruise were the talks by Dr. Richard. In all the cruises I have taken he has to be the most intelligent speaker I have ever listened to. He has a way of making all his topics very informative but his way of delivering his speeches made it great listening. If only more professors could communicate the way he does. He could have mini courses on board. Please keep him around for a long time. For me the most informative cruise I have ever taken.” Stateroom 6014
“One of the best resources of information and vignettes is Richard Detrich. His extensive experience with this part of the world is quite noteworthy, and it was very refreshing to hear his personal stories about living in Panama as an ‘ex-pat’.” Stateroom 4066
“Dr. Detrich gave very good talks explaining local customs, etc. Also good jokes.” Stateroom 6074
“Richard was outstanding…this is definitely a plus that Holland has added since our last cruise… I found the history and customs fascinating, he even did a lecture about coffee and another one on pirates…all excellent with humor and great understanding…. “” Cruise Critic db777
“One thing I really enjoyed those days were the “travel guide talks” give by “Richard from Panama” (Richard Detrich). Richard was very informative and entertaining. Also, he was very accessible (before talks, after talks and generally at fixed locations for individual questions).” Cruise Critic Meterman2
Cruise Critic . . . 12-9-08 “Richard Detrich provided information most days and we found [his talks] and him quite enjoyable. His help was appreciated on the Embera excursion and the info he provided on each port and its history was great. While we didn’t make many of the actual talks we listened to them conveniently on TV in our room.” Cruise Critic Ron57nie
12-4-09 “We are really enjoying the Panama lecturers! Dr. Detrich brings life to education. His insight on the various countries and their cultures makes learning entertaining. This is the kind of presentation we keep asking for on our end of cruise surveys.” Browns
“I enjoyed your lectures immensely and wish I could have had the honor of having you as a guest lecturer in my classroom.” David Tucker
“My wife Beth and I had a wonderful time on the previous cruse 9-19 December – greatly enhanced by your lectures on the places we’d see, the history, and the cultures we’d encounter. Add to this the enthusiasm you have about the life in retirement that you have chosen and wow!” John Pattison
“Zuiderdam entertainment was outstanding . . . The travel guide, Dr. Richard Detrich, was excellent and provided lectures on the history, people, and land of each of the ports we visited in addition to information on the Panama Canal.” Cruise Critic Cruizin’ Joe
“Zuiderdam travel guide Dr. Richard Detrich. An ex-pat American, a few years ago Detrich and his wife retired to a small coffee farm in Panama’s Chiriqui Mountains. The author, motivational speaker and former minister is passionate about his adopted homeland, its history and its culture. He loves sharing his passion with passengers during entertaining lectures and informal “chats” around the ship.” Robin Robinson, TORONTO SUN
“Panama canal lecturer Richard Detrich is fantastic.. his series of presentations are among the most interesting I have attended among enrichment lectures at sea…including those I have experienced on Cunard and Crystal ships.” Cruise Critic edgee
“Richard has been a phenomenal Travel Guide. As it is the first time this position has been held on this ship, he has been very innovative creating a program from the ground up. He has formed a good working relationship with the Shore Excursion team and has increased sales and awareness of the excursions offered. The guests have found his style of lecture perfect both in listening to it live and on the television. Richard has consistently gone above and beyond to make this position valuable on this itinerary and is an incredible asset to the entertainment team.” Julie Seidel, Event Manager, ZUIDERDAM
“Travel guide Richard did a great job and the guests really appreciated his style and expertise.” Rose Abello, Holland America VP traveling on ZUIDERDAM
“Richard is responsible for all questions relating to the ports of call in the itinerary. He advises, informs, and recommends what guests should do in port. His presentations are informative, well prepared and very well received by guests. His public speaking skills are phenomenal . . . Richard is organized, efficient, extremely competent and has excellent rapport with people of all ages. His communication skills, both written and verbal are excellent.” Yolanda Popelier-Visser, Shore Excursion Manager, ZUIDERDAM


13 responses so far ↓
Carol Bruner // December 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Hi, Dick! Just visited your website…really nice visit. Hope Nikki and your Christmas was very merry with family, friends, and dogs. We were very quiet here but had great fun singing with the new karaoke machine…Osito sat on his bed grinning and wagging his tail while Raoul and I danced and sang around the family room. I had no idea those things were so much fun! Feliz ano nuevo! Carol and Raoul
Dan Miller // February 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I enjoyed the photo at the top of your site. As you doubtless know, it is Puerto Lindo and is a favorite anchorage for cruisers (the type on sailboats). The island to the right in the background is Isla Linton. We had our boat, Namaste, at anchor there from the time we arrived in Panama in 2002 until we moved to Chiriqui and sold her. It is a beautiful, well protected anchorage, and we loved it.
Dan Miller
Dan, Glad you like the photo! Actually it is taken from our property in Boca Chica, and the island to the right is Boca Brava. Puerto Lindo and Isla Linton are on the North side of Panama in Colon. Boca Chica is in Chiriqui on the Pacific side. If you haven’t visited Boca Chica lately you should! The road from the Pan American highway is greatly improved, and Sea Gull Cove Lodge, right next to us, is a beautiful place to stay and Flavio is a great chef! Regards, Richard
Frank Deeg // March 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Hi Richard:
We just returned from the recent March 2-12, 2008 Volendam cruise of the Caribbean and the Canal, and wanted to tell you how much we enjoyed your lectures and your thoughts. You are an excellent “expert” speaker, bringing to life the places we visited and “teaching” us in the gentlest manner what is important to know about Panama, its people, the Canal, and of course coffee! We saw you several times pacing Promenade Deck 3 doing your daily laps, but didn’t want to disturb your work out. You’ve led quite an eclectic life and seem to have found lots of answers that we appreciate you sharing with us, your fellow travellers. I think you share the positive outlook on life and relationships that Norman Vincent Peale taught in his writings and lectures. We certainly enjoyed our cruise on the Volendam, and are glad that you were an important part of it. And by the way, your blog is just great! Best regards, Frank Deeg
Wow! Thanks, Frank! Wish you had taken a few laps around the deck with me and chatted! Sorry we missed Half Moon Cay on that trip. Hope we meet again on one of the Dam ships. Regards, Dick
Cindee // March 20, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Hi,
I feel like I should have been reading your site a month ago instead of 36 hours before I sail on carnivals 8 day Western cruise. We will be in Colon for about 9 hours and I am still trying to decide between all the excursions which one is right for one day of my life with my 18 yr daughter. They do offer a 3 hr trip to see the Indians with a motorized canoe. it doesn’t say if it is the demo area or not. If you are able to see the choices Carnival offers I would love your advice on what to do for the day.
thank you,
Cindee
Hi Cindee! Just back from the VOLENDAM. I don’t know what Carnival’s program is, although it takes at least 1.5 hours to 2 hours to drive from the Colon 2000 pier, which is Carnival’s pier, to where you board the boat for the Indian village many programs use . . . so doubt if that’s the 3 hour trip. There are a number of Embera villages that are used, some are more touristy than others. Whatever you do, enjoy!! Regards, Richard
David Virel // April 28, 2008 at 9:43 am
Hello Richard, I enjoy very much reading your blog and perhaps you can help me out with an inquiry that a US visitor ask me the other day where to eat in Boquete/David? Where would you recomend you readers to eat , taking under consideration that safety, location some might not have a car etc? any good restaurants that you can suggest?
Thanks,
David V
Pat // June 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I just read your 12/31/07 post and wanted to let you know about your expired printer cartridges. There is a battery in your printer that keeps track of the date. If you pull out the battery, your printer cartridge will work. This happened to me and after I pulled the battery, my cartridges worked. Search the web for more details. Good luck.
Daniel // June 27, 2008 at 5:44 am
Richard,
You may want to take a look at the panoramic Panama Canal photos on the library of congress website. I think the link is http://lcweb2.loc.go/pp/panabt.html/. They are amazing. See you at http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com.
Johann Sebastian // August 8, 2008 at 11:14 am
Greetings. Thanks for your site — in many ways it’s the “missing link” I’ve been looking for. You’re a churchman and the only commentator I’ve come across who addresses the need for a “traditional church” (TC) in Latin America. I am a church musician in search of an escape from this hellacious smoking hulk of a republic (the USSA). OK, there are no TCs in Boquete, but do any exist in larger cities — a church (Anglican, Presbyterian, what have you) where one could play Bach, Mendelssohn, and lighter stuff et al on a passably normal organ for even $100 per week? I know it’s a long shot, but this seems to be the case in Argentina even though the organist is lower in the social pecking order than the garbageman. I don’t want to go quite that far South.
I want to share great worship music — maybe even with like a small choir of fellow expats — for people who’ll enjoy it. Latin America seems to have absolutely everything to offer — except that! Cordially — JS
PS OK with me if you don’t choose to post this — it’s rather specialized.
Oh, for Bach on a good organ . . . or even a not so good organ! Let’s run with this and see if it gets any response . . . Regards, Richard
Johann Sebastian // August 9, 2008 at 6:18 am
Thank you, Richard. May I leave contact info for anybody wanting to contact me directly? I’d be asking via email but don’t see any contact info.
If anybody even find themselves passing a “likely”-looking church, I’d like to know. Regards — JS
JS, I have your email on your comment, it’s just not visible to the public, but if anyone responds, I will definitely pass it on. We do have a choral group that has been formed in Boquete and I asked my wife to ask around. Her comment? “If I ask if anyone knows of a church around here with a pipe organ they will fall all over themselves laughing.” There is a big traditional, I think, church in the old Canal area in Panama City called Balboa Union Church. It may have, or at one time have had, a pipe organ. I suspect a pipe organ would be hard to keep up in Panama. Question: do you have any audition-type vid on YouTube?
Regards, Richard.
Johann Sebastian // August 13, 2008 at 9:50 am
Hey again, Richard…. my God, Balboa Union sounds like a Bach church just waiting to happen — and the article mentions others in that boat, too! Thank you — so much interesting history in that link.
“We’re the Golden Altar church of Protestantism” — what would that mean?
“Its reputation as an exclusively Zonian congregation is ‘a very difficult image to live down’” — so, there’s a lot of revulsion toward America’s meddling down there generally?
“We’re a little bit on the liberal side” — hopefully not meaning totally sold out to political correctness like most of ‘em.
Any chance you can identify the “conservative Protestant congregation in Corozal”.
I said pipe organ, but it of course doesn’t have to be as long as it’s built for Bach et al. You’re right, of course — some climates kill organs.
Again, thanks.
dave and mary // August 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I just discovered your site while trying to find an English speaking traditional church here in Boquete. We are Pres., but will be ok with reformed Baptist, or other reformed church. Are there others looking for the same thing here? We would like to hear from others who are seeking a church.
I would be interested as well. Anyone else? Regards, Richard
Jan Rouse // September 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Four of us are traveling together on the cruise ship, Veendam. Our ship will be in Fuerte Amador for two days, from May 2 at 8 P.M. to and May 3 departing at 5 P.M. We thought we might take the Panama Railroad and Motorcoach tour of the Panama Canal & Its living history; but I have been reading quite a bit about the Embera Village tours. Since we will be going through the canal all day on May 2 that we will get the feel of the Panama Canal and should then take the Embera Village tour? Will we have enough time on May 3 to even do this tour? What would be good to do the evening of May 2?
Is it safe to walk about the town at night?
Thank you for your time.
Jan, Holland America, good choice. And I like the VEENDAM! If you can swing it, I would do the Embera Village tour. This is a unique opportunity to meet some folks who are truly indigenous and who are struggling to preserve a lifestyle. The Embera tour, if it’s a good one, is usually 7 to 8 hours long, so it pretty much takes a full day. If you talk to someone like Anne Gordon maybe she can work out something for the four of you which would be a little more personal perhaps than the ship tour. Her husband’s family are from the Embera Puru village of San Juan de Pequini, and it is, in my opinion, one of the best villages to visit. Sometimes the ships use it, sometimes not. The Embera chiefs divide up the business, so with the ship you never know which village you will visit. Having already gone through the Canal on the ship, which is by far the best way to see it, I don’t think the rail trip would offer much additional unless you are a railroad fan. Besides, there really isn’t anything on the railroad that’s very original or old. Hope that helps! You should have a great trip! Regards, Richard
Caryl Farkas // January 9, 2009 at 8:17 am
Hi Richard,
Just home to Wisconsin from the 10 day Zuiderdam New Year’s cruise. Your talks and commentary made this a very special vacation for our family.
Below is a shot of you that I found in my digital files – don’t know if it will fit in this format but here goes:
FYI: The name of the show about pirate Grace O’Malley was The Pirate Queen. Here’s a link to a rare good review of it.
http://www.thewildgeese.com/pages/pi_queen.html
Also, in your pirate talk you wondered about the pronunciation of Quing. Western spelling is so un-phonetic. It is: Ching. Go figure.
Thanks again for making our trip richer.
Caryl Farkas
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