Flight Crew Bares It All for Air Safety

Air New Zealand, hardly the world’s largest airline, has probably done more for airline safety with their new, all nude air safety visit.  Claiming “nothing to hide”  your standard pre-flight safety video is presented by five crew members wearing nothing but body painted uniforms and painted on smiles.  They “bare all” cheerfully telling you how to happily prepare for the plane to go crashing head first into the sea.  Since most people find a zillion things to do other than watching the safety video . . . well, now the whole world is watching on YouTube and the special Air New Zealand “Nothing to Hide” Web site.

There’s even a “blooper role” and a “behind the scenes” roll along with a new gay icon, Will ["You sound like my husband!]  who gets his willie “twisted” in his seat belt, which is probably why you wear pants on a flight in the first place.

I’ve always thought we could find a more enjoyable, memorable, and unique way to do the life boat drill.  This might just work!

BTW, the tag line is “Some low cost airlines tack on extra charges to their fares, but with us, what you see is what you pay.   Our fares have nothing to hide.”