Tempest in the Pool
PARIS (AFP) – World swimming’s ruling body FINA on Tuesday refused to give approval to 10 swimsuits, including some of those made from polyurethane and which were used, controversially, to set new world records.
The use of swimsuits in recent years has caused huge controversy in the sport because some experts, including some top swimmers, believe their use gives an unfair advantage in the pool.
OK, swim nude. It was good enough for the Greeks and the old YMCA days that we all love to sing about!
Lady with Style
WASHINGTON – The Federal Election Commission has dismissed a complaint over the $150,000-plus designer wardrobe the Republican Party bought to outfit vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, the good-government group that filed the complaint, argued that candidates aren’t supposed to use donor money for personal expenses such as clothes. The FEC ruled Tuesday that the ban doesn’t apply to party money, however.
The Alaska governor was Sen. John McCain’s pick for vice president. The purchases from such high-end stores as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus drew criticism for Palin, the self-described hockey mom.
The Republican National Committee told the commission that party money rather than candidate campaign money was used for the purchases
Listen, when you can “see Russia” from your front porch you need to dress well. BTW, I hope all the cruise guests on ships stopping at Juneau, Alaska are enjoying the view of Russia from Governor Palin’s mansion. And while you’re at it, remember, once you’ve seen Russia from Alaska, according to the RNC [Republican National Committee] you have enough foreign policy experience to be a heartbeat away from being “leader of the free world” . . . and since the Republicans seem to be desperately seeking a new leader . . . go for it!
Here Comes Another Round of Spam
HARARE, Zimbabwe (CNN) — A senior World Bank official announced Monday that Zimbabwe will get a $22 million grant to help the country’s battered economy.
Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai has requested financial help from governments and international institutions.
Toga Gayewea McIntosh, the World Bank’s executive director for the region that includes Zimbabwe, made the announcement in Harare after meeting with Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai and Finance Minister Tendai Biti. McIntosh did not give a specific date for Zimbabwe to get the money, but said it would be in the next “few weeks.”
Please . . . I am already holding so many millions of dollars from Africans who have emailed me for help!
Accidental Millionaires
(CNN) — An international manhunt was under way Thursday for a New Zealand couple who fled after a bank mistakenly paid them NZ$10 million (US$6 million) when they applied for a loan of just NZ$10,000.
New Zealand authorities said they had sought help from Interpol in locating the couple who disappeared May 7, two days after an employee error at Westpac bank paid them 1,000 times the amount they asked for.
The accidental millionaires, who have not been identified by authorities but are believed to come from the resort of Rotorua, were thought to have left the country, police said.
“At this time I am not prepared to disclose the amount of money involved, name the individuals or business involved, or discuss which country the individuals may be in right now,” said Detective Senior Sergeant David Harvey of the New Zealand police.
Yes, but can they pay the interest? Maybe they want to come to Panama to invest. It’s been said that the way to become a millionaire investing in Panama is to arrive in the country with two million.
Sexy Early TSA Scan?
LONDON (Reuters) – A sexually suggestive Venus figurine with oversized breasts and thighs dates back at least 35,000 years and shows ancient humans had sex on their minds, researchers said Wednesday.
The 60-millimetre-long figurine may be the oldest piece of its kind yet discovered and suggests Palaeolithic art was far more complex than many had thought . . .
Radiocarbon dating indicates the figure excavated from an archaeological dig in southern Germany, near the Danube valley, was at least 35,000 years old, the researchers said.
“The discovery predates the well-known Venuses from the Gravettian culture by at least 5,000 years and radically changes our views of the context and meaning of the earliest Palaeolithic art . . . .Before this discovery … female imagery was entirely unknown.” . . .
“The feature of the newly discovered figure that will undoubtedly command most attention is its explicitly, almost aggressively, sexual nature, focused on the sexual characteristics of the female form” . . . [according to researchers].
Maybe it was just an early TSA image created to protect “The Homeland” purloined by a TSA employee who couldn’t resist taking something home . . . “Why must everything be made sexual?”

